ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
I praise thee
me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym
i cant even BELIEVE this was a sheet i had to fill out
ah yes, good to know sexism is alive and well in public schools
Omfg you’re gonna look sooooooo pretty!!
JUST BOUGHT MY PROM DRESS
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
I love this man so much!!
Is squealing uncontrollably because Pete Wentz is on Hollywood Game Night
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
did he just airbend?
His teammate suddenly collapses in pure awe
This is fan fucking tastic okay
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
LET’S GET YOU A PUPPY
Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM
Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!