*witty phrase*

*witty phrase*

metamorphosisofmeg:

things more important than your weight

  • cake
  • stars
  • eating
  • friends
  • happiness
  • flowers
  • your health
  • family
  • cereal
  • clouds
  • sheep
  • rocks
  • flies
  • grass
  • the name of your neighbour’s cousin’s brother’s goldfish
  • literally everything

(via fallouttrench)

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(via dutchster)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche

(via the-gays-of-our-lives)

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

(via the-gays-of-our-lives)

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(via the-morningstars)

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

(via joan-of-shark)

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

(via bladdersailor)

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero
thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero
thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero

(via bladdersailor)

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress
loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.  I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.


I would love that dress

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

I would love that dress

(via bladdersailor)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via bladdersailor)

chicken-nuggets-galore:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

This is like my goal

chicken-nuggets-galore:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

This is like my goal

(via bladdersailor)

longlivenintendo:

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

*throws up everywhere*
longlivenintendo:

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

*throws up everywhere*
longlivenintendo:

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

*throws up everywhere*

longlivenintendo:

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

*throws up everywhere*

(via vine-whipped)

fallontonight:

Jimmy took some time from Friday’s show to finish penning his weekly Thank You Notes! 

fallontonight:

Jimmy took some time from Friday’s show to finish penning his weekly Thank You Notes! 

beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature
beben-eleben:

24 Design Ideas Inspired By Nature

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

(via ruinedchildhood)