*witty phrase*

*witty phrase*

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(via joan-of-shark)

dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."
dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."
dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."
dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."
dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."

dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."

(via cassietotallyjust)

Can you teach me to apply eyeliner sharp enough to pierce the patriarchy

Answer:

cassietotallyjust:

Absolutely.

grimdarkthroes:

you know whatd be a fun exercise

get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.

writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.

it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing. 

(via somewaywardson)

geek-studio:

Oak Research Kanto Black and Fire Red Hoodie by Player1clothing
strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

(via seanorib)

unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

(via joan-of-shark)

throh:

esudese:

who cares about mega evolutions when you have

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(via raynargayez-jr)

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

(via joshpeck)

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

Answer:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

(via simply-gabby)

lilkydsydsydsydney:

why is thERE NO CAPTION ON THIS POST PLEASE EX PLAIN!!!!
lilkydsydsydsydney:

why is thERE NO CAPTION ON THIS POST PLEASE EX PLAIN!!!!
lilkydsydsydsydney:

why is thERE NO CAPTION ON THIS POST PLEASE EX PLAIN!!!!
lilkydsydsydsydney:

why is thERE NO CAPTION ON THIS POST PLEASE EX PLAIN!!!!

lilkydsydsydsydney:

why is thERE NO CAPTION ON THIS POST PLEASE EX PLAIN!!!!

(via raynargayez-jr)

So Devlin and I were talking about one of my new characters that we’ve both fallen in love with, and he makes a point saying that she seems like someone people would hate to see go.

My response?

"So what you’re saying is that I should brutally murder her"

supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen
supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.


OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen

supernaturalhunter101:

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.

image

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”

basically

How did people know Chuck was god when did that happen

(via the-morningstars)

'Glee' Books Max Adler's Return -- as Blaine's Boyfriend? (Exclusive)

Max Adler has booked a return visit to the Fox musical and will reprise his role as former bully-turned-openly gay good guy Dave Karofsky, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. 

Adler’s arc is said to be major and he’ll appear in at least four of the final 13 episodes of the series. Sources tell THR that Dave may now be romantically tangled with Blaine (Darren Criss), which is surprising news since season five ended with Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Blaine seemingly better than ever as a couple after performing at a glitzy showcase for the all-powerful social mover June (Shirley MacLaine). However, Glee co-creator Ryan Murphy told reporters in April that the final season would feature a time jump — and focus more on the core original cast members — which could mean Kurt and Blaine have split after that. Or, knowing Glee, it could all be part of an elaborate dream sequence. 

(via masturbateblaine)