am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
and in that moment I swear all Klainers were Santana
- ONE: i annoy people
- TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
- THREE: i fuck shit up
- FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
- FIVE: i'm not liked
- SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
- don't forget
- SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
waiting for women to understand this.
Waiting for MEN to understand this.
waiting for EVERYONE to understand this
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
All this. Yep. Done. Head-canon uploaded.
I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE
voice acting vs. final version of the movie
mandy moore voicing rapunzel
chris pine voicing jack frost
jay baruchel voicing hiccup
kelly macdonald voicing merida
Voice acting a character that will be remembered for years.. One of my many dreams in life.
Anonymous asked: You are just angry that Kurt got to make out with someone. So what? And yeah he got tied up, big deal. he survived. You all are getting angry about nothing major, you are just being upset about the fact that you couldn't get what you wanted. Deal with it.
Oh you know, this whole ask just kind of pissed me off. And you know, your attitude has pissed me off too.
So we’re upset about nothing major?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
First off, I am not angry that Kurt made out with someone in this episode. Well, wait… yes I am angry, because Kurt gets to make out with someone that’s random, but can’t do more than hug his fiance, but I’m not going to get into that here. I answered another anon about that, so if you want my answer to that, go here .
Also, yeah this episode pretty much has nothing I ever wanted. I mean I really wanted to see one of my favorite characters get thoroughly screwed over. NOT.
Kurt got physically assaulted. AGAIN in his lifetime. And also add in some sexual assault for good measure.
I feel like I’m dealing with five year old children on here that have no idea how to actually comprehend some things.
I take that back. Some five year old kids can comprehend that what happened to Kurt was wrong, so comparing you Nonnie to a five year old is insulting to those that are five years old.
Let me explain something:
Santa Cody came there to specifically rob them, and probably get a little extra on the side, considering he stated he swings both ways and actually invited the girls to join him and Kurt.
But once he clearly wasn’t going to get more than just making out (which means Kurt still has some of Burt’s speech floating around in his mind, even while drunk, also possibly he definitely isn’t comfortable with some kinks as others are) Santa Cody tied up Kurt, and in a painful way too, considering how Rachel and Santana found him.
He was hog tied and had something stuffed in his mouth (which meant he couldn’t call out for help) which you know could cause someone to suffocate and you know, FUCKING DIE.
So if you want to admit this episode exists, then once more Kurt is physically assaulted. He was physically assaulted in school (being thrown in dumpsters and shoved against lockers repeatedly is physical assault) and also he was sexually assaulted in school. (Yes, what happened in that locker room was sexual assault.)
The fact that some people find Kurt being hogtied and something stuffed in his mouth to keep him from screaming/calling out for help, disgusts me. Then again there are also people who think that Karofsky forcing a kiss on Kurt is sexy and breathtaking… so there you go.
And no I’m not shaming people who have a kink for being tied up. What happened here was not a kink indulgence. It was not for fun. It was not for enjoyment of anything sexual. IT WAS PHYSICAL ASSAULT. There is a difference. This isn’t about the dub con kink, or non con kink, which if you have that, I don’t care. Everyone has their own kinks and whatnot, so more power to you. Enjoy what you want to enjoy and all that.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE WAS NOT FUCKING KINKY.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE WAS PHYSICAL ASSAULT.
You need to understand the difference here. And I’m sure plenty of people are capable of understanding the difference. But there are also other people that don’t or in some instances, REFUSE TO DO SO.
And there’s the problem.
The other problem is that once more when Kurt attempts to break free of himself, branch out, be a little spontaneous and adventurous, have some fun, it bites him in the ass.
And this time, it bit him hardcore. He got assaulted again, and then robbed.
And Glee keeps on doing this. They keep on shaming. Every time Kurt’s sexuality comes into play, (or Blaine’s) they show it in some sort of negative light. Or shameful light. Either way, they keep doing this. They keep using Kurt as a punching bag. I mean I was waiting for it. They can’t go a season without making Kurt the punching bag in Glee.
I mean Kurt and Blaine were both Season 4’s major punching bags (along with Tina in regards to her characterization), and now in s5, after some time, they returned to:
Kurt Hummel Is Glee’s Punching Bag.
Kurt Hummel Needs To Be Shamed For Trying To Have Some Fun.
Also, Kurt Hummel can make out with a random, but not his fiance.
For the record, we aren’t shaming Kurt.
Glee is shaming Kurt. Ryan Murphy and Et Al, are shaming Kurt.
This isn’t just about double standards. This is about how Glee portrays sexuality, especially when the gay or lesbian characters explore their sexuality. And most of it is:
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Negative. Negative. Negative.
With only a couple bright spots in between.
We are shaming the writers for writing this horrible shit. Because this was horrible, the implications were horrible, and the fact that once again one of my favorites got turned into a punching bag and probably a joke to some, PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.
So, Nonnie, this was something major to get upset about.
And yeah, you are right about one thing: this was definitely not something we wanted. WE NEVER WANTED THIS.
No one in their right mind would want this to happen to them in reality.
So we have a right to rant and rage, and cry and being pissed over this.
BECAUSE THIS WAS FUCKING AWFUL.
With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
This has got to be one of the best lines of the entire movie